Another Word for Nerd

is this!

Could an independently-produced short-film series about a Puppet Rapist be one of the funniest things I’ve seen lately.

It was good (and humorous) to see that the Borders bookstore on Westheimer in Houston had placed the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the *non-fiction* paperback books.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been released. All Hail his Noodly Appendage!

Reading exchanges like this make me really, really glad that I left Oklahoma ten years ago.

I expect the City of Tuttle to have a new City Manager soon….

I used to get progressively bigger and bigger bedside LCD/LED alarm clocks so I could see them across the room – at one point my biggest one had 3″ digits.

These guys have me beat, with 24″ digits on a 12′ wide clock.

SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Also see SNAKES ON A BLOG.

(from here via BoingBoing)

This is what happens when FedEx runs over the box containing your $500 video card with a forklift.

When I was in the Boy Scouts, we sold popcorn to raise money. Apparently now some troops are down to the point of selling fertilizer instead. That’s gotta be a shitty fundraiser.