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	<title>Another Word for Nerd &#187; humor</title>
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	<description>the adventures of an artificial texan</description>
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		<title>It doesn&#8217;t feel like a year.</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2010/06/15/it-doesnt-feel-like-a-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One year ago today, I lost my best friend, partner, and wife of eleven years. I love you, Amy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One year ago today, I lost my best friend, partner, and wife of eleven years.  I love you, Amy.</p>
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		<title>Mah Bucket</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2010/01/09/mah-bucket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I now seem to own a silver bucket. Suggestions (please leave them on Facebook, not here) on what to do with it are welcome.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I now seem to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=147778&#038;id=597670142&#038;l=69be877714">own a silver bucket</a>.  </p>
<p>Suggestions (please leave them on Facebook, not here) on what to do with it are welcome.</p>
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		<title>Nothing makes you feel old like email&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2009/10/12/nothing-makes-you-feel-old-like-email/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From &#8220;fourteen years ago today&#8221;. An old friend and ex-coworker sent me this, found while digging through mail archives. From: Bill Bradford Subject: Re: Gimme, gimme, gimme To: Jeff Bewley Date: Thu, 12 Oct 1995 15:32:15 -0500 (CDT) In-Reply-To: from "Jeff Bewley" at Oct 12, 95 03:20:30 pm > Well, folks, sorry to whine again, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From &#8220;fourteen years ago today&#8221;.  An old friend and ex-coworker sent me this, found while digging through mail archives.</p>
<hr />
<pre><tt>
From: Bill Bradford <mrbill@ion1.ionet.net>
Subject: Re: Gimme, gimme, gimme <img src='http://weblog.mrbill.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
To: Jeff Bewley <wabbit@ion1.ionet.net>
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 1995 15:32:15 -0500 (CDT)
In-Reply-To: <199510122020.PAA08909@ion1.ionet.net>
from "Jeff Bewley" at Oct 12, 95 03:20:30 pm

> Well, folks, sorry to whine again,

Oh, no problem, wabbit@tulsa-victim.ionet.net. <img src='http://weblog.mrbill.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' />  We're used
to it by now. <grin>

> Seriously, I have one #2 Win disk left, and I haven't ever
> got any Win95 disks...I know you guys hate running the
> Disk-o-matic 2000, but I hate having people stop by
> and get in my face for not having the software. <img src='http://weblog.mrbill.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> 

I'll tell Jay when he gets here to fire it up.

> Thanks! I'll buy ya'll a beer next time I'm in OKC (heh..
> have fun splitting that can of Natural Light between
> the three of ya!)

Honestly, I just might be OLD ENOUGH by the time you get
down here to actually DRINK it!  I turn 21 on 11/5.
NOW if I can just get Mom to buy me that Netra5 for
my birthday..... <img src='http://weblog.mrbill.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8-)' class='wp-smiley' /> 

> Seriously, I'd really appreciate any help you could give me on
> this! Thanks!

Will do.

bill
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<p>Jeff's comment, "No matter how bad things get, they'll <b>never</b> be as bad as duplicating install disks for Win95 at ioNET."</p>
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		<title>I was a country radio DJ in high school</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2009/08/06/i-was-a-country-radio-dj-in-high-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I tell people that I was a country radio DJ for four years in high school instead of flipping burgers, they tend to not believe me. Well, here you go. 103.7 FM KRPT, Anadarko, Oklahoma. This was 1993 or so. Thanks to my very good friend Cassandra for the picture, which she sent along [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I tell people that I was a country radio DJ for four years in high school instead of flipping burgers, they tend to not believe me.</p>
<p>Well, here you go.  103.7 FM KRPT, Anadarko, Oklahoma.  This was 1993 or so.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/3797390886/" title="Scan-090806-0004 by mrbill, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2595/3797390886_5a8dbc6d9d.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="Scan-090806-0004" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks to my very good friend Cassandra for the picture, which she sent <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/sets/72157621968444286/">along with many others</a> taken when we were dating sixteen years ago.</p>
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		<title>it made me laugh okay</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2009/07/27/it-made-me-laugh-okay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My new favorite webcomic: http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My new favorite webcomic:  <a href="http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com">http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com</a></p>
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		<title>Scrabble Word Of The Day</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2009/02/23/scrabble-word-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suspect someone at Parker Brothers got fired shortly before this Word of the Day was changed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I suspect someone at Parker Brothers got fired shortly before this Word of the Day was changed.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/3304217660/" title="Scrabble Word Of The Day by mrbill, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3304217660_43f199b21c.jpg" width="478" height="500" alt="Scrabble Word Of The Day" /></a></p>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t complain about equipment uptime..</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2008/12/24/cant-complain-about-equipment-uptime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cisco Internetwork Operating System Software IOS (tm) C2900XL Software (C2900XL-C3H2S-M), Version 12.0(5.2)XU, MAINTENANCE INTERIM SOFTWARE Copyright (c) 1986-2000 by cisco Systems, Inc. Compiled Mon 17-Jul-00 17:35 by ayounes Image text-base: 0x00003000, data-base: 0x00301F3C ROM: Bootstrap program is C2900XL boot loader switchname uptime is 4 years, 42 weeks, 4 days, 20 hours, 46 minutes System returned [...]]]></description>
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Cisco Internetwork Operating System Software
IOS (tm) C2900XL Software (C2900XL-C3H2S-M), Version 12.0(5.2)XU,
MAINTENANCE INTERIM SOFTWARE
Copyright (c) 1986-2000 by cisco Systems, Inc.
Compiled Mon 17-Jul-00 17:35 by ayounes
Image text-base: 0x00003000, data-base: 0x00301F3C

ROM: Bootstrap program is C2900XL boot loader
switchname uptime is <b>4 years, 42 weeks, 4 days, 20 hours,
46 minutes</b>

System returned to ROM by power-on
System image file is "flash:c2900XL-c3h2s-mz-120.5.2-XU.bin"

cisco WS-C2912-XL (PowerPC403GA) processor (revision 0x11) with
8192K/1024K bytes of memory.
Processor board ID FAB0519Y004, with hardware revision 0x01
Last reset from power-on

Processor is running Enterprise Edition Software
Cluster command switch capable
Cluster member switch capable
12 FastEthernet/IEEE 802.3 interface(s)
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<p>I should probably upgrade the IOS image on this switch (this is what it shipped with), but I don&#8217;t have a Cisco CCO account with access to download the latest version.</p>
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		<title>Blog Personality Analysis</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2008/12/22/blog-personality-analysis/</link>
		<comments>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2008/12/22/blog-personality-analysis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Typealyzer, this blog is: ESTJ &#8211; The Guardians The organizing and efficient type. They are especially attuned to setting goals and managing available resources to get the job done. Once they´ve made up their mind on something, it can be quite difficult to convince otherwise. They listen to hard facts and can have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to <a href="http://www.typealyzer.com">Typealyzer</a>, this blog is:</p>
<blockquote><p><i><b>ESTJ &#8211; The Guardians</b></p>
<p>The organizing and efficient type. They are especially attuned to setting goals and managing available resources to get the job done. Once they´ve made up their mind on something, it can be quite difficult to convince otherwise. They listen to hard facts and can have a hard time accepting new or innovative ways of doing things.</p>
<p>The Guardians are often happy working in highly structured work environments where everyone knows the rules of the job. They respect authority and are loyal team players.</i></p></blockquote>
<p>I don&#8217;t entirely agree, as I&#8217;ve gotten commended at work in the past due to my innovative ways of solving problems.</p>
<p>When taking an online Meyers-Briggs test, I usually get identified as an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISTJ">ISTJ</a>.</p>
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		<title>Duckroll</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2008/10/31/duckroll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I first saw this months ago while on my way to a doctor appointment, and was finally able to stop and take pictures today. Just north of the intersection of I-10 and Highway 6, west of Houston.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I first saw this months ago while on my way to a doctor appointment, and was finally able to stop and take pictures today.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/2990157553/" title="Duck Roll Closeup by mrbill, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3135/2990157553_101c8e0d8b.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Duck Roll Closeup" /></a></p>
<p>Just north of the intersection of I-10 and Highway 6, west of Houston.</p>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Dangerous Flashlight?</title>
		<link>http://weblog.mrbill.net/archives/2008/07/17/worlds-most-dangerous-flashlight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hurricane season is coming up, so I ordered a few &#8220;Super-Bright 9 LED Heavy-Duty Compact Aluminum Flashlight&#8221; from Amazon in black, blue, and gunmetal colors. They were only $5.50 each, so I ordered five of them to qualify for free shipping. The package arrived today, and I proceeded to de-blister-pack all of them. Click for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hurricane season is coming up, so I ordered a few &#8220;Super-Bright 9 LED Heavy-Duty Compact Aluminum Flashlight&#8221; from Amazon in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LIQQ7M">black</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LIOPTI">blue</a>, and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LIOPTS">gunmetal</a> colors.  They were only $5.50 each, so I ordered five of them to qualify for free shipping.</p>
<p>The package arrived today, and I proceeded to de-blister-pack all of them.</p>
<p>Click for bigger pictures.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/2678073377/" title="Flashlight Packaging Front by mrbill, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2678073377_b1e55bc44b.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Flashlight Packaging Front" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/2678073381/" title="Flashlight Packaging Rear by mrbill, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3247/2678073381_e159e7ac0f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Flashlight Packaging Rear" /></a></p>
<p>Then I noticed the disclaimer on the back:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/2678073385/" title="Flashlight Disclaimer by mrbill, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2678073385_bf7b13d3c5.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Flashlight Disclaimer" /></a></p>
<p>I think these may qualify to be the World&#8217;s Most Dangerous Flashlight, and an example of overkill on a warning label.  I blame California.</p>
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