Dear Tempur-Pedic,

I have one of your beds. It was very expensive. I like it very much.

Please stop spamming me with postal mail advertising your products now. KTHXBYE.

2 Responses to 'Dear Tempur-Pedic,'

  1. Alexey Says:

    Good story. I like the long stories when they’re like this one. And congrats on shitting on the bum, very few people can say that they have actually shat upon another person in revenge. It’s something to be proud of.

  2. Ernest Says:

    I want buy your bed, because my friend want buy mattress from you soon too.