When you thought people couldn’t get any stupider..

We have this recording (mp3) of a woman calling the local Sheriff’s Department because Burger King won’t make her cheeseburger a certain way. Sometimes I really, really hate people.

7 Responses to 'When you thought people couldn’t get any stupider..'

  1. John Havard Says:

    Oh my deity.

  2. Paul Tomblin Says:

    No sound card at work, so I can’t listen yet, but let me guess: she thought “Have it your way” was a legal contract? And she thought that the Sheriff’s Department cared about civil law?

  3. mrbill Says:

    Paul - bingo. The dispatcher says something to the effect of “Sorry ma’am, I can’t send someone down there to enforce a western bacon cheeseburger.”

  4. Paul Tomblin Says:

    I finally got the chance to listen to it. That 911 operator was a real BOFH, wasn’t she? “What do you want to do, protect you from a wrong cheeseburger?”

  5. George Rainwater Says:

    the link appears to be mangled? it has both mrbill.net and nyud.net in the url

  6. mrbill Says:

    The link isn’t mangled - it’s using the Coral Cache distribution system to save on my bandwidth.

  7. George Rainwater Says:

    http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/