Christmas Eve Dinner

Andiamo is without a doubt the best Italian restaraunt in town.

We went there tonight for Christmas Eve dinner, and have been to eat there three times before, twice for lunch and once for dinner.

I’ll miss it when we move to Houston. The waitstaff is great, and you can tell that the owner, Giovanni, really loves what he does.

bah humbug

Got my PCI GeForce FX5200 video card in from NewEgg yesterday, promptly installed the short bracket on it, and put it in the mini-ITX machine that was waiting on it. Was tired, so I didn’t do anything other than install it.

Today, i get a package from Zurich, Switzerland. I open it up, and its all the free copies of Ubuntu Linux I’d requested a month or so ago. I thought “hey, great time to test out that new video card..”

Long story short: The new card is DOA, its Christmas Eve, everything’s closed, and NewEgg has to have the old card back before they’ll send me a replacement. I’m grumpy, its cold outside, and I’m still stuck with cruddy onboard video on that particular machine.

waaah, waaah, waaah!

Collected Tips: Tweaking Firefox

I’ve collected a few tips on speeding up the Mozilla FireFox web browser.

First, if you’re on a Mac, get a G4-Optimized Build, including the improved form widgets.

There are G5-Optimized Builds, but they’re not kept as up-to-date.

If you’re using Windows, grab one of Moox’s x86-Optimized Builds.

In the URL bar, type about:config and press ENTER/RETURN. This will bring up the configuration “menu” where you can change certain parameters. Some of the optimized builds will have these set already, but it won’t hurt to check. I use the following settings (for a broadband connection):


network.http.max-connections 48
network.http.max-connections-per-server 16
network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy 8
network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server 4
network.http.pipelining true
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests 8
network.http.proxy.pipelining true
network.http.request.timeout 300

MozillaZine has an annotated list of all the about:config entries, and the Tweak Network Settings extension will do a lot of this for you automatically.

Also see these pages with more tips and tricks:

ouchie.

It seems that newer Dell systems (like the Precision 470) have radiator-like CPU heat sinks with very sharp fins. I now have a series of fine parallel cuts on my index finger. Just another scar or two to add to my collection of “gained from working on IT equipment”.

home … again?

In Houston again today/tonight, looking at houses.. I have to be here in some form or fashion, working at HQ every day, by the first week of January.

From my old notes..

(note: I did not write this, but don’t know who the original author is)

Welcome to the Internet.

No one here likes you.

We’re going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with “FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!”, we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don’t get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.

We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won’t even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.

Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it’s like entering a foreign country … and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.

For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you – you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.

Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief – we didn’t want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts – as objects of ridicule. We don’t like you, but we do love you.

You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us “nerds” and “geeks”. Don’t bother … we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word “nigger”, turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.

“How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!” You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.

Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them … or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.

Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a “meritocracy” – the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.

You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don’t care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.

“Who cares? The Internet isn’t real anyway!” This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It’s real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world’s hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how “real” is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of “real”, anyway?

Do I sound arrogant? Sure … to you. Because you probably don’t get it yet.

If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:

1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.

3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you’re performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people’s hard drives? No? Then don’t put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.

4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don’t run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.

5) Oh, you say you’re going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.

6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.

7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.

8) Don’t reply to spam. You are not going to be “unsubscribed”.

9) Don’t ever use the term “cyberspace” (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn’t really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term “surfing”.

10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.

11) It’s a hoax, not a virus warning.

12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else’s.

13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.

14) Never insult someone who’s been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.

15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don’t be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens … it’s all public information, and information is our stock and trade.

16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.

17) You aren’t going to win any argument that you start.

18) If you’re on AOL, don’t worry about anything I’ve said here. You’re already a fucking laughing stock, and there’s no hope for you.

19) If you can’t take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.

Pissed off? It’s the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don’t ever even pretend like I’ve gone & hurt them.

We don’t like you. We don’t want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.

definitions of the day

compound: the home and property of someone reporters consider an extremist
cult: any small religion disapproved of by three or more journalists
not multicultural enough: white
underrepresented: we need quotas
should look like America: we need quotas
numerical goals and timetables: quotas
race-sensitive programs: quotas
fair group representation: quotas
employment equity: quotas
equitable distribution of available resources: quotas
sensitivity training: indoctrination
freshman orientation: indoctrination
homophobia: disagreement with the demands, tactics or manners of any gay activist
emotional violence: criticism
verbal abuse: any joke or remark you don’t like
symbolic rape: criticism

the “friends” paradox.

I’m realizing that most of my friends are online, I’ve never met them in person, and the few friends I do have that I’ve met, all live in Austin. Most of A.’s friends are back in her hometown. We’re not drinkers or party animals, we just both turned 30 recently and are “antisocial” because we don’t know anyone to “go out” with, and there’s not much to do in this town if you’re not a drinker or a party person.

I need to get out more and stop sitting in front of the computer for hour after mind-numbing hour when I get home every night. Maybe living in Houston will help that. There just seems like so much “more to do” there than in Austin.