Stupid things I’ve seen lately:
Stoners trying to haggle prices at the corner store, and little kids *talking* about what they were going to steal, while less than ten feet from the clerk at the counter.
A guy at Borders asking if they price-match, because “your prices here are twice as much as I can get them for somewhere else”. Well, go shop elsewhere, then!
People in a densely-populated area shooting off firearms to celebrate the new year, as well as roman candles and bottle rockets.
What an interesting town I live in.